monicaheddneck's definitions

snoblin

A snack goblin.

Guy 1: "Yooo we went to Tijuana and your girl went hard on various snacks the whole time!'
Guy 2: "Yeah .. I'm dating a real snoblin"

by monicaheddneck September 15, 2023

People displeaser

The opposite of people pleaser.

Guy: "I can't believe you put Chumbawumba on the jukebox at the bar just to torture everyone here!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Homeother

"The Other" is a key concept in continental philosophy. In it's application, "Homeother" is used as the philosophical antithesis of "Homeboy" or "Homegirl."

Kant: "Hey is that that your homeboy over there?"
Lacan: "Hell nah, that's a homeother"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Channel changer

A channel changer is a person with an exceptional unattractive face.
You take one glimpse and look away immediately.

Guy: "Heads up at 3 o'clock! Channel changer approaching!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Chindian tea

When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.

It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."

Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

slutjustable

an outfit that is adjustable on how slutty it can look

Girl: "We going out tonight? It's gonna be fun!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023