monicaheddneck's definitions

Bixed

Refers to a scenario that often happens in the sport of boxing, where a promoter sets up a fight with an "A side fighter", meaning the guy who is supposed to win, and the "B side fighter", who is has an exceptionally slim chance of winning, and is just there to be a human punching bag.

It's not that the fight is fixed exactly, but due to the low probability of the B side guy actually pulling off an upset, for all effective purposes, that's what you get. A bixed fight.

Gem Mil: "Hey Jaron Ennis is fighting David Avanesyan for the IBF title tonight"
Matt: "looks like Vegas odds give Avanesyan a 2% chance of winning"
Gem Mil: "Ohyeah. Definitely a bixed fight for sure. I'm not shelling out for the PPV, no doubt"

by monicaheddneck July 14, 2024

Homeother

"The Other" is a key concept in continental philosophy. In it's application, "Homeother" is used as the philosophical antithesis of "Homeboy" or "Homegirl."

Kant: "Hey is that that your homeboy over there?"
Lacan: "Hell nah, that's a homeother"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Channel changer

A channel changer is a person with an exceptional unattractive face.
You take one glimpse and look away immediately.

Guy: "Heads up at 3 o'clock! Channel changer approaching!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

slutjustable

an outfit that is adjustable on how slutty it can look

Girl: "We going out tonight? It's gonna be fun!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

specdebacle

A combination of a spectacle and a debacle.

Frank: "Did you hear about Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson?"
Charlie: "What a specdebacle!"

by monicaheddneck March 16, 2024

People displeaser

The opposite of people pleaser.

Guy: "I can't believe you put Chumbawumba on the jukebox at the bar just to torture everyone here!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023