A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a
well aged
pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the
ash in your garden and you shall create a
tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.