bitter melon 

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

bitter melon by bubsters March 9, 2018

buttermelon 

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.

I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.

buttermelon by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

buttermelon 

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

buttermelon by redgelatin April 18, 2018