bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 09, 2018
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Zucchini boobs

When a set of female breasts are set far apart, sag low, and are pressed against the chest. Looking like two hanging zucchinis.
Wow those are some low-hanging zucchini boobs..
by bubsters February 14, 2018
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