Bitches Day

the third Saturday of every month when the men celebrate the bitches

bitches day is for bitches

by Joel Ditz May 26, 2008

National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.

Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.

by Brazzy Ma Lae Lae🤪 August 3, 2019

National get some bitches day

It's may 9th and ur going to school

Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day

by Bloxz March 5, 2022

National No Bitches Day

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.

Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!

by Dudebroe April 26, 2022

Big booty bitches day

April 28 is the official day known as big booty bitches day.

Bro you know what today is?

No?

It’s national big booty bitches day

by Thebiggestbootyever March 31, 2023

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022