Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.

Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!

Bitch Fix by myetwin January 8, 2011

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stinky bitch fix

When you give a girl a mint before oral sex.

"Had to give Debbie that stinky bitch fix, couldn't stand the stench.."

stinky bitch fix by yeetsimulator August 17, 2020

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Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.

Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!

Bitchfixer by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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