myetwin's definitions

Lovelettes

The cheesy omlettes that you make for him the morning after, hungover on love and the naive illusion that these mornings will last you a lifetime.

I spent all of June making him lovelettes and he didn't even wait to...

by myetwin January 11, 2011

Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.

Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!

by myetwin January 8, 2011