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bitch cat 

to be a bitch cat is to only want attention on your own terms and to not give a flying f$%^ about any one else. Other peasants are just around to feed you and worship you.

Essentially the new "smart ass"
Me: Hey Gladys, we accidentally left you at the grocery store.

Gladys: - fuck you guys; ALSO I THINK YOU'RE A BITCH CAT.

Also see "Grumpy Cat"
bitch cat by Gladys. March 26, 2013
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bitch cat 

A cat that eats baby food or a deranged red headed american who breaks cellular phones
Ayo why you be gettin all up in my face you be actin all bitch cat
bitch cat by t3pf May 14, 2009

Bitch ass cat 

Being a bitch ass cat; stupid bitch ass
Mrs. Zemen is a stupid Bitch ass cat.

cat bitch 

A cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which bitches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug.
Fluffy is a damned cat bitch.
cat bitch by CatH8r July 19, 2006

bitch made cat

“Exactly what it sounds like”

-Made by tc lax boys
“Bitch made cat”
bitch made cat by pokemonlover3000 September 23, 2022

Dead-Cat-Bitch 

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.
Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.
Dead-Cat-Bitch by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012

Kevin The Cat Bitch 

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch
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