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or birns, a derogatory comment associated with someone with a dominating forehead which assumes the majority of the face leaving the person in question with a 'small face'.
Also, Birny, or Mr. Pheeny.
"You know that guy with the big forehead, small face?"
"What Jack?"
"Yeah, he's a bit of a birns."
birn by shizz@l May 19, 2004
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Throwing a "birnage". To imply having a fit of anger of epic proportions.
"I went to Phil's house and pissed on his mum's bed, he threw a right old Birnage at me"
birnage by DanJackson June 5, 2003
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hey man you see all da birns in this street in Parma? whoa.
birns by ROQQQQQQQQQQ May 16, 2011
a gorgeus icelandic name that many people admire. a pretty common name, but sometimes in refrence to a pretty girl. people with this name are fairly hot. prounounced beerna and add a rolling "r" if neccissary.
woah, did you see that birna? man, that girl was hot!

Birna by mothertrucker!! April 22, 2009
A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.
Look at his shoes!! what a birney
Birney by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010
Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.
Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.
birndog by The Aryan June 9, 2017

birnstrange 

a person who is stupid, strange, stupid, hungry, evil, German, stupid, and unfriendly. also a Birnstrange is a person who laughs at everything and never leaves or stops laughing
Kayli: hi im kayli birnstrange.
Jillian: Why am i not surprized
birnstrange by hahahahaahhhah October 12, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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