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or birns, a derogatory comment associated with someone with a dominating forehead which assumes the majority of the face leaving the person in question with a 'small face'.
Also, Birny, or Mr. Pheeny.
"You know that guy with the big forehead, small face?"
"What Jack?"
"Yeah, he's a bit of a birns."
birn by shizz@l May 19, 2004
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Throwing a "birnage". To imply having a fit of anger of epic proportions.
"I went to Phil's house and pissed on his mum's bed, he threw a right old Birnage at me"
birnage by DanJackson June 5, 2003
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hey man you see all da birns in this street in Parma? whoa.
birns by ROQQQQQQQQQQ May 16, 2011
a gorgeus icelandic name that many people admire. a pretty common name, but sometimes in refrence to a pretty girl. people with this name are fairly hot. prounounced beerna and add a rolling "r" if neccissary.
woah, did you see that birna? man, that girl was hot!
Birna by mothertrucker!! April 22, 2009
A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.
Look at his shoes!! what a birney
Birney by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010
Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.
Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.
birndog by The Aryan June 9, 2017

birnstrange 

a person who is stupid, strange, stupid, hungry, evil, German, stupid, and unfriendly. also a Birnstrange is a person who laughs at everything and never leaves or stops laughing
Kayli: hi im kayli birnstrange.
Jillian: Why am i not surprized
birnstrange by hahahahaahhhah October 12, 2019
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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