Birnbum (noun): The eccentric teacher who can't resist talking about kids vaping and porn addictions, while remaining firmly seated. Get ready for a classroom experience that will make you raise an eyebrow and question what you signed up for.
Example 1
Student 1: “Guess who’s our history teacher this year?”
Student 2: “Don’t tell me… Mr. Anderson, the Birnbum!”
Student 1: “You got it! He spends most of the class sitting and talking about random stuff like kids vaping and conspiracy theories. We hardly learn any history, but we get an entertaining show instead.”
Example 2
Student 1: “I can’t believe we have Ms. Roberts for biology.”
Student 2: “Oh, you mean the Birnbum? She’s always sitting there, telling us random stories about kids vaping and her theories on the impact of social media on our brains.
Student 1: “Guess who’s our history teacher this year?”
Student 2: “Don’t tell me… Mr. Anderson, the Birnbum!”
Student 1: “You got it! He spends most of the class sitting and talking about random stuff like kids vaping and conspiracy theories. We hardly learn any history, but we get an entertaining show instead.”
Example 2
Student 1: “I can’t believe we have Ms. Roberts for biology.”
Student 2: “Oh, you mean the Birnbum? She’s always sitting there, telling us random stories about kids vaping and her theories on the impact of social media on our brains.
by Scruther’sfreind613 June 27, 2023
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