birke

Extremely thrifty person never found inside stores or restaurants. Never been seen with a woman, but claims not to be gay. Most likely to be seen at thrift stores/ asleep at the wheel. Suffers from massive gastrointestinal diseases. Likes to drink soap.

That bum over there under the bridge has got some serious birke going on.

by Ironman 450 July 30, 2003

birks

Birks: short for Birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by "hippies", very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular

Those who diss the Birks are missing out.

by -S- April 6, 2004

Birk

Birk is a male first name originating from Scandinavia.
It is possibly derived from the German name Burkhard.

Birk is such a lovely name.

by BlackBirch April 25, 2016

The Birks

An STD transmitted from tainted water

My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks

by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019

birk

birk is a norwegian name of a boy that is good at everything

"omg! Birk is so good at everything"

by Wildo Dildo January 17, 2020

birks

short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.

i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways

by in2b8yall December 15, 2003

Birk

A nerdy, genius and stubborn person

I never play chess with my boyfriend. He's so Birk in chess.

by bibbling March 9, 2017