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blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile

(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.

birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

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birdboxing

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.

"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"

birdboxing by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

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Birdboxing

A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.

The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.

Birdboxing by colourFil January 1, 2019

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Birdboxing

The feeling to kill yourself in a brutal or dumb way out of an impulse.

Wow, that‘s just gross. You make me birdbox myself!

He can‘t join today, he was birdboxing himself after a fight with his chef.

Birdboxing by MyNameIsGirl December 30, 2018

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birdboxing

when you play league of legends like your blindfolded for a robot aka potato or robot

man stop birdboxing

birdboxing by isoldmymom155 January 12, 2019

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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