birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile

(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.

by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

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birdboxing

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.

"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"

by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

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A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.

The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.

by colourFil January 1, 2019

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