birdboxing

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.

"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"

by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018

Birdboxing

A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.

The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.

by colourFil January 1, 2019

Birdboxing

The feeling to kill yourself in a brutal or dumb way out of an impulse.

Wow, that‘s just gross. You make me birdbox myself!

He can‘t join today, he was birdboxing himself after a fight with his chef.

by MyNameIsGirl December 30, 2018

birdboxing

when you play league of legends like your blindfolded for a robot aka potato or robot

man stop birdboxing

by isoldmymom155 January 12, 2019

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019

Burpboxing

Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps

There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 19, 2021

Bird boxing

To blindfold one's self to prevent seeing the less than attractive evening partner.

You know that girl from the bar I took home. Yeah I knew I was going to be bird boxing her.

by Troznox December 28, 2018