Skip to main content

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.
That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

mother bird fuck 

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

Fuck bird 

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.
e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."
Fuck bird by stefolt June 19, 2018

Fuck That Bird 

-knocked down into the abyss by a hawk for the sixteenth time-

"FUCK THAT BIRD"
Fuck That Bird by Khrisiah April 30, 2010

FUCK THAT BIRD 

Phrase used while playing video game football,when your opposing team scores on you and their mascot starts to celebrate.(only if their mascot is a bird)
marcus : "hell yea I just got a touchdown, look at that falcon dance !!"

charlie : "man fuck that bird"
FUCK THAT BIRD by whitebread June 22, 2006

fuck ass bird 

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.
fuck ass bird by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017