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Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet
Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.
Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!
Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017

Branson High School 

a hella small high school thats 95% white rich kids even though they brag about their diversity. everyone there owns at least ten pieces of branson merch and only wears lulus, champion, khakis, and hoodies. the food is the only reason everyone goes there but theres never enough seats in the commons. theres too many stairs. everyone is book smart but has no common sense. every school hates branson bc its branson but branson is better than marin academy no cap
joe: where do u go
joey: branson high school
joe: at least its not ma
You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.
What's Branson like?

Oh, he is one of a kind.
Branson by ***Sapphire*** April 9, 2019

Bransonite 

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"
Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

Tender Branson 

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.
"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"
Tender Branson by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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