bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.
speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don'thave tolike it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.
when you hang out with someone and consider them more then an acquaintance you enjoy their company but not quite ready to call them your friend. that is an example of brofinity
The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.
"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."