Definitions by bairdw

biomeld 

To integrate technology with biological organisms creating a meld resulting in enhanced biotechnological organisms.

you: Dude, did you see that runner from South Africa?
me: You mean Oscar Pistorius? The guy with the biomeld carbon fibre transtibial limbs?
you: uh....yeah

biomeld by bairdw March 19, 2008

acronymophobia 

An irrational fear of acronyms.

John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What the hell was that about?
Emily: She suffers from acronymophobia.

acronymophobia by bairdw March 14, 2008