bilocation

the act of being present in two places at the same time.
The young boffin is engaged in research on bilocation.
by uttam maharjan August 04, 2011
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Bilocationability

The ability to be in two places simultaneously
Shit, Professor twat was ear fucking me for at least an hour so I used my bilocationability to transport me to Chinatown's dirtiest strip bar
by rustys3 September 05, 2011
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Bilocated

The act of two individuals identifying someone at two different locations at the same time.
The two friends bilocated John at the theatre and at his house at ten o' clock at night last friday.
by jake0520 November 19, 2012
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