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Ballzarian 

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.
Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla
Ballzarian by Mawey July 30, 2019
When someone on social media poses with guns and boasts about bringing the heat but then runs away during a real event.
Dan did a total Bilzerian during the horrific Las Vegas shooting.
Bilzerian by paulmwatson October 5, 2017

Dan Bilzerian 

Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!
Dan Bilzerian by IceBane7 July 13, 2015

Jay Bilzerian 

A fictional child I look up to every day of my life.
Damn, I wish I was Jay Bilzerian.
An arrogant, self absorbed person who becomes an even bigger asshole when given money and cocaine.
That was a total bilzerian move when snorted all of the blow and threw my hooker off the roof.
Bilzerian by kcsr October 5, 2017

Dan Bilzerian 

A guy who failed out of BUD/S several times because he’s a pussy and then paid a million dollars to pretend to be a SEAL for 30 seconds in a movie.
“Hey who was that one douchey guy who only had like two lines in Lone Survivor?”

“Oh you mean Dan Bilzerian, that guy is a tool.”
Dan Bilzerian by Kai_Do February 10, 2018