bijillion

A very huge number, bigger than a million, a billion and the two multiplied together.

The white house cost a bijillion dollars to buy.

bijillion by Quantum_Moose May 12, 2006

bijillion

pronounced (ba-jill-ion). It’s an over exaggeration of a number of things. It’s a combination of million and billion. it is commonly used in a sarcastic way, but can be said in a serious disagreement or conversation without seeming unintelligent.

two girls walked into a very expensive clothes store.
girl 1: "wow, these clothes must all cost a bigillion dollars!"
girl 2: "i know right!"

bijillion by bleeding_bubblegum April 20, 2010

bijillion

an exaggeration of ALOT

chris: omgz! lyke he is such a myspace whore. look!
meg: yeah, nig. he has a bijillion friends he doesnt even talk to.

bijillion by Terri K May 8, 2006

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

4 Billion 

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008