big randy 

A bad ass that will kick ur ass

Man, did you see that guy over there hes definitely a big randy

big randy by Stoneyfrogger February 4, 2021

Big Dick Randy 

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

Big Dick Randy by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023

big dick randy 

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

big dick randy by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

big dick randy 

he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.

ay big big dick randy he take booty not just candy.

big dick randy by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Big D Randy 

A big black man that takes little kids ass and candy

He's big and black, he will take your candy, that niggas name is Big d randy

Big D Randy by Picayune Person October 30, 2023

Big pp randy 

Big pp randy takes your buttocks and candy if you stay out past 7:00 and see big pp randy run

Chad: let's go to the store
Dave: dude it's past 7
Chad: So?
Dave: that means big pp randy will get us
Chad: oh

Big pp randy by Big pp randy October 11, 2023

big d randy 

big d randy is the destroyer of realms and buttholes, he is said to come out of hiding on Halloween night and steal people's candy and booties.

I was walking on Halloween night when all of the sudden big d randy appeared out of nowhere and took my booty.

big d randy by that 1 random dude on the wifi October 23, 2023