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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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7 Ballon D'ors

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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daddyspeed

IShowSpeed's father. Also known for making the song "IShowMeat" which is one of the most popular trends going on right now and also hilarious as fuck.
daddyspeed: I SHOW THE MEAT!!! TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye
Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.
MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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