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Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye
Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.
MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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Clash of Clans

A game when you are doing clan war or just chillin you get raided by some fucking Japanese characters.
Clash of Clans. Buy now.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy
lebron James plays basketball
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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