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basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy

lebron James plays basketball

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.

MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

big dick randy

he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.

ay big big dick randy he take booty not just candy.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

daddyspeed

IShowSpeed's father. Also known for making the song "IShowMeat" which is one of the most popular trends going on right now and also hilarious as fuck.

daddyspeed: I SHOW THE MEAT!!! TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023