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big dick randy

he comes out today, you better survive there bucko, or you're getting a knuckle sandwich from bd randy.
ay big big dick randy he take booty not just candy.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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Josh Giddey

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023
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7 Ballon D'ors

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy
lebron James plays basketball
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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