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7 Ballon D'ors

USED to be Messi.

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye

Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.

MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

daddyspeed

IShowSpeed's father. Also known for making the song "IShowMeat" which is one of the most popular trends going on right now and also hilarious as fuck.

daddyspeed: I SHOW THE MEAT!!! TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

School

Shit that won't help you how to get rich as Elon musk.

Me at School:

"How the fuck will math help me get rich?"

The School: "Idk, but sin cos tan."

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023