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big moosie 

You know you see a big moosie when their eyes are already shrink-wrapped in tears. Knees together. And those awkward little steps.
My name is Bob
Bob? Big moosie?
big moosie by trollmad3 February 1, 2022
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big mooseknuckle

a large camel toe of a man or women to an extreme.
that girl Cassidy has a big mooseknuckle
big mooseknuckle by jstudz July 20, 2014
Canadian term for "Big Mood"
Yo, that's totally Big moose , ay
Big Moose by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018

suck a big dead moose cock 

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day 

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

big ting moose 

Peng person who giz u a cig
Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked
big ting moose by Dis lad December 17, 2019

bigmoose 

A true hero, capable of being born and saving the world!
That fireman sure is bigmoose.
bigmoose by bobbar September 25, 2005
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