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Big cup of joy 

A 20 ounce ice coffee or frozen cappuccino
When I come to work I always bring my big cup of joy with me.

Big cup drivin 

Driving down the road with an exceptionally large cup/mug. The cup must hold 48-64 oz. and have a lid.
Man you must have balls big cup drivin with all the po pos out!
Big cup drivin by ashleyacidtrip September 11, 2009

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

nice big cup 

1)Referring to an image, or variants of it, in which a soldier is holding a canteen and a caption which reads 'how about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up'. may have other phrases present, such as 'now here's to sugars now piss off', 'think before you say something stupid', or may be as is.

2)A somewhat cynical and safe-for-public way of telling somebody to shut it right away without the appearnace of being too offensive to others.
ex1) -Omfgdoodz!!111i r teh supah!11~oneon3
-hey buddy, have a nice big cup will ya?
nice big cup by vodka June 2, 2004

Big caramel cup 

Hym "The Reeces big caramel cup? It fucking slams! Have you had it yet? No? Go buy one immediately! Don't have any money? Go rob an old lady. Allergic to peanuts? I don't care! Eat it anyway! Do it anyway! Die knowing that you died the best conceivable death... It's good! It'll be the first thing I buy when I get paid. Reeces big caramel cup. Use it... To lure children to their demise. I know I will! Reeces... They wasted money on marketing because no ad they make will ever be better than this."
Big caramel cup by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU 

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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