bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

bidet effect by SluggoBear December 15, 2008

The Joe Biden effect 

A phenomenon in which someone is perceived to be more competent, kind, or intelligent than they actually are, simply because of how they compare to their predecessor.

“Is our new boss really as wonderful as he seems, or is it just the Joe Biden effect?

The Joe Biden effect by Mouse Queen June 11, 2021

The Joe Biden effect 

A phenomenon in which someone is perceived to be more competent, kind, or intelligent than they actually are, simply because of how they compare to their predecessor.

“Is our new boss really as wonderful as he seems, or is it just the Joe Biden effect?

The Joe Biden effect by Mouse Queen June 11, 2021

The Biden effect 

The general upwards spin of 2020 (and beyond) after the Joe Biden election win.

*Anything positive happens after the US election*
"Ahhh see, it's the Biden effect".

The Biden effect by JakeDT November 9, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016