bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

by SluggoBear November 26, 2008

befraggled

Tired, worn-out, bedraggled, frazzled, ragged, frizzy.

After a ride on the crazy roller coaster, Betty's hair looked befraggled.

by SluggoBear November 26, 2008