bickerstaff

The staff of the biscuits.

My last name is Bickerstaff so i'm staff of the biscuits

bickerstaff by The apple core reb January 30, 2014

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Bickerstaff's Law

The theory that the more you trust someone, the less you should trust them.

She trusts that I have all the answers in class, but because of Bickerstaff's Law she shouldn't ask me.

Bickerstaff's Law by CursedCypher151 April 18, 2026

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Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James

Alfie Bickerstaff by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

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bickerstaffed

to ride the three-tiered shaft of a collegiate database instructor.

student 1: Dude, why are you walking funny?
student 2: I just got bickerstaffed for over 2 hours!

"sorry I cant have lunch with you. I need to go get bickerstaffed"

"fuck bickerstaff"

bickerstaffed by The Lactose Coder December 17, 2008