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Beeftard
The incredible hulk is a beeftard.
Beeftard
A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.
That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.
Beeftard by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
BHEFA
BHEFA is an acronym for "bible-humping evangelical/fundamentalist asshat" This refers to the members of the religious right. The definition consists of several parts: "bible-humping" refers to the love of the Bible by these individuals. If you love it so much, you might as well go all the way. The evangelical/fundamentalist part pays heed to the distinction between an evangelical and a fundamentalist, which comprise the religious right. Finally, an asshat is an insult referring to someone who's head is stuck up his ass. This reflects the religious right's denial of the modern world.
If you believe that life begins at conception, that gay marriage should be banned because the Bible says so, that America is a Christian nation, that prayer is a good thing and should be allowed, but evolution is a bad thing and should be banned, that "God created the world in 6 days" is a valid scientific theory, and that "Harry Potter" is a witchcraft manual, then you are a BHEFA.
Beeftard
A poop that is very large that it is not excreted but is birthed. Usually happens after consuming large amounts of Beef and beer.
Beeftard by Large dump September 20, 2009