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Beeftard 

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.
The incredible hulk is a beeftard.
Beeftard by the duv December 24, 2007
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Beeftard 

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.
That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.
Beeftard by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.
"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"
beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009
When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.
Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.
Beeface by herrohifive April 12, 2009

Beefface 

Someone with a uncommonly large meaty face - the opposite of a pinhead
He is such a beefface look how massive and meaty his head is , he should cut back on the smedders
An expression of delight at the quality of something. Can be said with an extended emphasis on the word beef and is multifunctional in its use. Feel free to replace jack with rat, cat or hat and must be said with vigour. Originates from Borat's phrase "fat cat" in description of the good life lived by a privileged few. This developed into fat rat, and then beef rat based on the universal appreciation for the meat from a cow. This manifested into beefjack due to it's proximity in sound to beef jerky and this has seemingly stuck as the chosen phrase. Use wisely
Steve: " Mate, you been watching Red Dwarf recently?"

Joe: "Oh yeah, it's a bit of a beefjack!"

"I'm a big fan of the band Suede, they're a bit of a beefjack."
Beefjack by Texas Paolo December 2, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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