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Betzaida
Betzaida is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's a unicorn and so is her best friend. Get on her bad side and you'll never want to be on anyone's bad side ever again! Betzaida is nice, kind, polite, helpful, friendly, smart, obedient awesome at spelling, and many more positive stuff. Don't abuse that. Lose Betzaida and you'll lose yourself.
You: Hey do you know how to spell cake in German?
Random person: Uh, I don't even know what cake in German is, how am I supposed to spell it?
You: Oh wow, well Betzaida can. Right Betzaida?
Betzaida: What?
You: Spell cake in German
Betzaida: Oh. K- U - C - H - E- N.
You: Told you.
Random person: Uh, I don't even know what cake in German is, how am I supposed to spell it?
You: Oh wow, well Betzaida can. Right Betzaida?
Betzaida: What?
You: Spell cake in German
Betzaida: Oh. K- U - C - H - E- N.
You: Told you.
Betzaida by Missy Misfit June 2, 2017
Betzaida
Betzaida is the most beautiful and sporty girl you’ll ever meet! She has an amazing body as well 😍 betzaida is a awesome friend and she’s also very fun to be around with. She gives out the best vibe , so don’t lose her or you’ll lose yourself
Betzaida by Young fella June 14, 2019
Betzaida
This girl named Betzaida can be loud and weird. She is quiet when meeting new people and avoid it. She is needy, want attention and sometimes be rude. If you ever meet a Betzaida in you life, she can be funny but tries a bit much. She has a strong attitude but sensitive on the inside.
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