Derived from the american pronunciation of the word bitch. Often used on Ricky Lake and Montel and other similar crappy american 'real TV' shows. Often used by Beeaches to describe Beeaches. Beeaches are often related to and the cause of gun crime.
i) My best friend is a beeach - she slept with my man
ii) Take your beeach ass outta here before I bitch slap you one time gal
iii) U is a beeach, and yo momma etc.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'