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Beeach

Derived from the american pronunciation of the word bitch. Often used on Ricky Lake and Montel and other similar crappy american 'real TV' shows. Often used by Beeaches to describe Beeaches. Beeaches are often related to and the cause of gun crime.
i) My best friend is a beeach - she slept with my man
ii) Take your beeach ass outta here before I bitch slap you one time gal
iii) U is a beeach, and yo momma etc.
by Driller Killer July 10, 2003
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Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019
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Beach Troll

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013
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Beach Whore

We've been havin' a pretty heavy sesh and I looked up and I saw this beach whore. I could see through his wet suit, those pepperment nipples, and I wanted to bang him so bad.
by sfdasdfafds November 13, 2011
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chilly beach

Chilly Beach - a Canadian animated series, which aired on CBC from 2003 to 2006. The series is a comedic depiction of life in the fictional Canadian town of Chilly Beach, described by the producers as "a bunch of Canadians doing the stuff that Canadians do, like playing hockey, drinking beer, and being eaten by polar bears." Chilly Beach plays on nearly every conceivable stereotype that people have about Canadians in a satirical manner. 65 episodes were produced
Chilly Beach is a small town located on a large iceberg, presumably in the Canadian Arctic. The iceberg is seemingly a floating island that can move around in the water. There are some trees and wildlife as well as a mountain with caves. According to at least one episode, the island is located in northwestern Hudson Bay, placing it in Nunavut. However where it is has been kept vague as it has been mentioned that they live in a province and not actually a part of Canada.
Chilly beach came on channel CBC Wednesday's at 5:30 pm EST back

In the early 2000s.
by Blu_leef November 29, 2022
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Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.
Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!
by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009
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