bestied 

To get so drunk you're unable to speak coherantly & simple tasks like walking, taking a piss & remembering where you live become impossible.

"Hoo yeti. Wassy out?"
"Aye, he's over there."
"Creased?"
"Bestied up."
"Fucking pisshead."

bestied by MrE26 November 11, 2006

Pete Bested 

When you are forced to leave a group against your own wishes and the group achieves success or happiness without you.
Pete best was fired form The Beatles, and replaced by Ringo Star; before the Beatles reached commercial success.

I got Pete Bested when I was cut from the team and they went on to win the championship.

Pete Bested by Brian J. Quinn April 17, 2012

lena (bestie) 

lena is the best of everyone . u cant imagine . and many ppl are jealous of me bc i have her. whoever takes away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out all of ur organs till u suffer . i’ll end u . she is literally the best thing that ever has happened to me. i love her more than anything . we are for each other bc we are both psycho and with mental issues . i’ll soon be meeting her and i wouldn’t wanna go back. i love this girl with my whole heart. Married - January 29th) Met- 26th of september 2020. best bestie , sister, wife , soulmate u could wish for. ily lena see you soon. 💓🌏

i’m not giving lena (bestie) to anyone .

lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 18, 2021

lena (bestie) 

Lena is my wife and only mine. i’m u try to take her away i’ll cut down ur throat and pull out every single organ u have in a painful way . i’ll make u suffer till ur end . i will end u like i ended all the toxic bitches for my best friend. she is the best thing that has happened to me in 2020-2021. i’d drown for her. i’m meeting her soon and i know leaving will be painful. i love u lena. know that i’m always right here and i’ll always b there for u . ur my everything . my soulmate my sister my wife everything . Married- January 29th. Met- 26th of September 2020. i know y ppl are jealous of me. bc i have the best person on earth someone could wish for . i love her more than my shoes my new chair . than everyone else . i love u so much lena u can’t imagine

lena (bestie) is mine forever and ever . period

lena (bestie) by lenaswife February 19, 2021

Besties5Ever 

max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.

"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"

Besties5Ever by tooquirky June 14, 2021

slap your bestie day

october 22- the day you can slap your best friend

ahahaha it’s october 22... it’s slap your bestie dayyy🥳

slap your bestie day by mr.moooooooo October 21, 2019

besties 

the people you can trust that are always there for you when you need them the most

my besties are the best people

besties by Macey povey December 30, 2018