by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
by Lou Hands April 10, 2016
A drama queen, someone who likes to start drama then move out of the way to see the reaction of all the mess they caused
by Milesamill July 3, 2018
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
American blues singer (1894-1937), also known as "The Empress of the Blues." One of the greatest vocalists of ALL TIME.
That's Bessie Smith singing "Ain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do." She could really sing the roof off of a house!
by bizzlereezy May 4, 2011