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by City Star November 24, 2006
Get the beefie mug.Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
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According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.
Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"
and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."
and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."
by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021
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Get the Meanie-Bo-Beenie mug.The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.
Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.
Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.
by Jason AliasPseudonym June 20, 2013
Get the Beefteki mug.Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.
In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."
Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."
Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
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