Messy Bessy

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A drama queen, someone who likes to start drama then move out of the way to see the reaction of all the mess they caused

That messy bessy knew that rumor wasn't true but she told it anyway

Messy Bessy by Milesamill July 2, 2018

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Messy Bessie

When you deliberately make repeated errors at work to try and obtain sympathy to lessen your workload. This usually involves a low IQ individual who sometimes mimics the mental state of Jennifer Jason Leigh in the 1992 thriller Single White Female, and is manipulative in the most pathetic sense. The phrase is inspired by Bessie Smith, because it’s the funniest name that rhymes with messy,

Boss: Why isn’t your coworker getting her work done?
Subordinate: She’s trying to play us by pulling a Messy Bessie. Fuck her.

Messy Bessie by Arch De Triumph June 25, 2026

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MessyJessy

Really good sloppy head from a white girl.

That one girl from the club put that MessyJessy on me.

MessyJessy by Messy_Jessy March 31, 2016

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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