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A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.
That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.
by JelloKitty October 27, 2003
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he who has lots of wet dreams
besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.
by Nalin October 29, 2003
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Jack Sparrow/ The Alex's Fluffer
I'm getting limp, call in the besmirtch.
by Besmirtches beotch October 27, 2003
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a whac poster who thinks he is the fucking bomb
damn did u see besmitch new post its whac.
by cracker August 23, 2003
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A cool guy, who wears hats.
That is one heck of a besmirtch. That fedora is rad.
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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the HONGRIEST motherfucker to walk the face of the earth, second to Just Blaze of course!
Damn Smirtch, you HONGRY for them cool beans yo!!!
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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anal beads
OMG Cindy, shove the besmirtch up my ass!
by Fishkickah October 27, 2003
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