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beshane
An Indian Psychopath who likes to eat toenails. Toenails are imminent in its natural habitat. Beshanes are only found in the Nebraskan Ocean. Beshanes are also extremely racist towards racists who are racist towards racist black men. When it goes racist, it undergoes a extreme reaction that causes an earthquake and a tsunami is common to occur. It is recommended that if you see a Beshane, you do not approach.
beshane by sldkfjlsadfjsadfasd November 25, 2016
Beshane
Beshane by Minecraft Roleplay July 30, 2017
bashant
Bessant
An wide ranging insult meaning someone that can't take a joke, a general twat or someone that annoys you.
Bessant by Rusty Ovlov December 15, 2020
Besmant
A besmant is a dirty underground hovel. Often rented for cheap. This type of hovel is typically found with bright colored walls, like eggplant purple. Speaking of eggplants, staying in a besmant is a good way to get the AIDS.
I rented a besmant from Ashraf for $1.
How did you get the AIDs Trisopher, did you sleep in a besmant?
How did you get the AIDs Trisopher, did you sleep in a besmant?
Besmant by Tristopher the Smurf January 24, 2022
beshat
beshat by Annabelle Bronstein January 24, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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