Bertram

One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.

Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!

by Tedraq October 21, 2019

bertram

a god like figure

person a: whos bertram?
jesus: my brother bitch

by bertram makes me hard January 26, 2020

Bertram

The High Chancellor of the Holy Britannian Empire.

Bertram literally controls the Empire of Britannia

by Hohenheim June 12, 2016

Bertram

A fucking Simp who leaves the boys

Bertram more like Bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

Bertram

Bertram is a fucking sim who leaves the boys for a girl..

Bertram more like bertrans!

by porkoprkorkgorkgorgeemeqidneiu September 7, 2020

Bertram

He has the "store fede"

That is the largest dick known to man

That guy Bertram has the store fede

by Hugo_TST November 22, 2021

Bertram

A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!

Damn, you're being such a Bertram right now.

by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022