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One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.
Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!
Bertram by Tedraq October 21, 2019
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person a: whos bertram?
jesus: my brother bitch
bertram by bertram makes me hard January 26, 2020
The High Chancellor of the Holy Britannian Empire.
Bertram literally controls the Empire of Britannia
Bertram by Hohenheim June 12, 2016
Bertram more like Bertrans!
Bertram is a fucking sim who leaves the boys for a girl..
Bertram more like bertrans!
He has the "store fede"

That is the largest dick known to man
That guy Bertram has the store fede
Bertram by Hugo_TST November 22, 2021
A Bertram is a very handsome person. He is what you can call a pussymagnet. He also has a huge penis. It's about 3 cm!
Damn, you're being such a Bertram right now.
Bertram by PussyMagnet00 October 4, 2022