bentonite 

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

bentonite by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

bentensteiven 

This word is simply a substitute for smoking weed, to burn or to sesh. The word bent is pritty self explanitory and the steiven was added for smokers to use it as a code name, so pople do not know what your tlaking about, when used in public.

"Lets go betensteiven"
"Dude the bentensteiven last night was awosome!"

bentensteiven by Fransweasy November 26, 2005

Bentoning 

1. When someone fills with rage quickly and quits trying at their task easily.

2.Someone that calls other people either pickle boy, mooch, or saying "forget chu" constantly.

3.A person that rages about you being a "mooch" or "mooching" constantly when in reality they are not.

4. A man that is very proud of his low hanging fun bags also known as man tits. This person may also claim that they "walk with their tits".

Tyler: Man screw this game I quit!!

Travis: Come on quit being such a "benton".
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Tyler: Quit mooching off my answers!

Travis: Bro your "bentoning".
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Tyler: I WALK WITH MAH TITS!!

Joe: Quit "bentoning"!!!

Bentoning by nitrofrenzy February 15, 2012

Bannonite 

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.

Bannonite by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017

Bannonites 

Cult of personality and billionaire ultra-orthodox conservative Steve Bannon's pseudo-Christian pseudo-ecumenical following he has accrued through fear-mongering, Christ ransoming, and illusions of support from within the Vatican and other reputable support since 2011. Probably not coincidentally, The Camp of the Saints (Le Camp des Saints), a 1973 French novel by Jean Raspail, noted as an inspiration by the future dictator, almost forty years after its initial publication, returned to the bestseller list in 2011. Bannon uses the book to grow new poor white under-informed population that the destruction of Western civilization by dark-skinned foreigners is inevitable. This is shown in Steven's address to "rogue" Vatican members, one who was dismissed from a high position, which emphasized: the one true God is white and condones and rewards the smite of "darky". They know when Trump falls like the German predecessor to Hitler, the Bannonite youth will fill the vacuum and usher the new way for Bannon and his camp of Christian soldiers.

The Bannonites had a foothold in Rome until the Pope got word of the decent and had their righteous heads lopped off.

Bannonites by bannonschristianwarrior March 16, 2017

Burtonite 

noun. a burtonite is essentially a fan of Tim Burton, but in particular a fan that belongs to his most renowned fansite, the Tim Burton Collective, and their forums. According to their forums a burtonite is a particularly excellent being who has 50 posts or more to their names within these forums. Initially when a member joins they will be a junior burtonite until they reach the 50 post mark. Burtonites are especially splendid people, generally with an exquisite sense of taste and noted for their good manners and occassionally eccentricities too.

e.g. "That person is so splendid they could be a burtonite.",
"Burtonites rock the casbah.", or
" I wish I was a burtonite, then I'd be swanking it up to the max."

Burtonite by Bizarre Bazaar January 24, 2006

Bannonite 

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.

Bannonite by londonsufist February 25, 2017