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benjamin tomas

Most commonly used to refer to Southern California's top professional wrestling ring announcer. Mentored by the legendary Lee Marshall, then fine tuned his skills under the tutelage of the great Jesse Hernandez,, he was part of the reason San Diego's New Wave Pro Wrestling was successful. Also a lifetime member of The Cauliflower Club.

For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.
Overheared i. The crowd-"This event would be so much betrer if Benjamin Tomas was the ring announcer."
benjamin tomas by Marvin California December 19, 2016
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Benjamin Thomas Swadling 

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.
Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.

benjamin thomas 

Benjamin's are straight legends , gets head from all wemon and is a pussy slayer
benjamin thomas by Donald coast December 30, 2016

benjamin george thomas the third 

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aka a guy with really weak shins
oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026