I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!
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A reciprocal beneficiary is a type of legal arrangement that is offered in some states, such as Hawaii, whereby two non-married people can assign some, but not all, of the rights of married couples to one another.
John and Matt were a gay couple in Hawaii, but could not legally marry each other or form a civil union/domestic partnership. So Matt designated John as his reciprocal beneficiary to at least get a few rights.
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Get the reciprocal beneficiary mug.When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.
Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.
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Anytime there is a valuable estate or sizeable fortune involved, people should always be on da lookout for a benefishyary or two stepping forward.
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Get the benefishyary mug.An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.
John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.
John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.
Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.
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Get the Beneficiary cookbook mug.To be a good benefishery, you need to learn about every facet of da trade, such as da true "scale" of said operation, and what da "net" income is likely to be.
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