benefishiary 

A thieving bird, reptile, or mammal that swipes an angler's catch while his back is turned.

I always bring a large old-fashioned metal drink-cooler to store my catch in, so that some winged or four-legged meal-marauder doesn't become the benefishiary of my hard-won fillets!

benefishiary by QuacksO October 28, 2018

beneficiary 

one who benefits from something; a person who is left money or other property in a will or the like

man this dude is beneficiary just like sacagawea

beneficiary by twigs4ever February 27, 2017

reciprocal beneficiary 

A reciprocal beneficiary is a type of legal arrangement that is offered in some states, such as Hawaii, whereby two non-married people can assign some, but not all, of the rights of married couples to one another.

John and Matt were a gay couple in Hawaii, but could not legally marry each other or form a civil union/domestic partnership. So Matt designated John as his reciprocal beneficiary to at least get a few rights.

reciprocal beneficiary by GJGJG1211 January 26, 2010

Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.

Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.

Secondary Beneficiary by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

benefishyary

A supposedly-legitimate heir to considerable wealth who raises a few eyebrows as to whether he truly is authorized/deserving of said windfall.

Anytime there is a valuable estate or sizeable fortune involved, people should always be on da lookout for a benefishyary or two stepping forward.

benefishyary by QuacksO December 22, 2025

Beneficiary cookbook

An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.

John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.

Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.

John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.

Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.

Beneficiary cookbook by Verrückte Hunde May 10, 2022

benefishery

A legal heir to a seafood-culturing/harvesting business.

To be a good benefishery, you need to learn about every facet of da trade, such as da true "scale" of said operation, and what da "net" income is likely to be.

benefishery by QuacksO December 22, 2025