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Benard is a guy who is very attracted to muscular women. He never feels the cold, so he only wears T shirts and shorts. The term to "Benard" is to fuck a musculargirl with the tips of a mustache. He always answers the phone, otherwise he would be in mortal danger.
Damn, she just got Benarded.
Benard by The Senile Penile December 6, 2013
A boy who is really weird, and kind of gay and likes to play with lego starwars and beat to it.
Lol is that Benard
benard by fdgat September 17, 2019

Noah Benard 

That Kinda Guy
Noah Benard the kinda guy to make onomatopoeia when he falls
Noah Benard by GoofyBug November 16, 2022

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.
Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.
beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Beardgrub 

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer
“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”
Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018