benardski

naked game. one person is naked and has to attack everyone else.

Do you guys wanna play a quick game of benardski?

benardski by joey swanson February 20, 2021

benardski

a game where one person is completely naked with the lights off trying to find the other players.

Do you guys want to play a quick game of benardski ?

benardski by joey swanson February 20, 2021

Beardsmith

An amazing woman who knows the way of the beard. She is a magician with scissors and clippers and shaping of the miracles known as beards. She is able to take your average scruffy beard and turn it into a glorious appendage and extension of your manhood. The original and only viable beardsmith, Wendy, is one of a kind and amazing in the art of the beard.

I used to look like a homeless scruffy nerf hearder, then I was introduced to Wendy The Beardsmith. My life has been changed forever and women actually don't run screaming from me anymore! Thanks Wendy!

Beardsmith by beardedbeckman December 13, 2014

beardspiracy 

a conspiracy against those who have beards or other facial hair and can involve anti behavior towards those with beards.

"I didn't get that promotion at work because there is a beardspiracy against me"

beardspiracy by bmeng June 1, 2009

Beardspiration 

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

Beardspiration by neenabub June 20, 2011

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

Beardsmith by hoboknife March 22, 2011

Bernardsville 

A small town in somerset county with a surprisingly useful town with multiple grocery stores, eating places, and just random shit. Home to the crappiest movie theatre. Ever. The train station will usually have multiple mexicans waiting to be picked up for construction jobs, and the town is divided into two parts. The mountain is covered with some of the richest people in jersey, including 50 Cent, Mike Tyson, and Mark Ecko (the guy who bought barry bonds ball). The other half, on the other side of 202, is "little paraguay" which his full of relatively poor to middle class people. The rich people attend Delbarton, Seton Hall, Gill, or any other private school of their choice. The residents of little paraguay, and the mexicans in the apartments somehow make up one of the best public schools in NJ (who knew?). There are no jews. Absolutely none. The town is pathetic, and everyone in it knows, but we accept it and learn to love it. You know Lenny's is the best pizza around, and don't listen to anyone who has anything else to say. You like the old, drunk-filled station restaurant instead of the new high class one. The Bernards inn is the most expensive place to eat. You've never gone, and your parents go only for the most important occasions. The new starbucks is sick, but port city java was better. You know bagel bin is where early morning breakfast is at, or anytime you're feeling a bacon, egg, and cheese. People migrate from harding, basking ridge, and bedminster to shop in bernardsville, although they hate to admit what a ghetto ass town it is. The bernardsville food store. Haha. Anyway, that's bernardsville, and although we're mostly rich and spoiled you know its where its at.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Bernardsville

Person 1: Oh you're spoiled. And rich.

Person 2: Yeah, but my town is the shit. And so am I.

Person 1: Truth.

Bernardsville by BVille G September 25, 2008