below goat 

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

below goat by abovegoat December 13, 2009

blow goat

A blow job received while eating goat cheese.

Dude, my girl gave me the most amazing blow goat last night!

blow goat by Dangaelberry February 13, 2012

Blow a Goat 

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

Blow a Goat by Akedos November 7, 2008

blow a goat 

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

blow a goat by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003

Blow the Goat

1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.

2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.

1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."

2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.

3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.

4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.

Blow the Goat by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009

Go blow a goat 

Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.

Go blow a goat you fuckign uless pig.

Go blow a goat by Wello boys _05 May 13, 2005

blow a goat 

to smoke a cigarette

"Be right back, gonna go blow a goat."

blow a goat by VanceSicK April 8, 2008