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Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow 

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

Death Blow

When performing oral sex all while unknowingly having the disorder "human seminal plasma hypersensitivity", your throat suddenly closes and you can no longer breath causing you to die. Death Blow.

Human Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity:

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My girlfriend was giving me oral and then all of a sudden started suffocating and died, little did I know she would suffer a death blow. If only I had known she had the human seminal plasma hypersensitivity disorder.
Death Blow by ILikeToDefineStuff August 27, 2009

Death Blow

The involuntary guttural sound a woman makes during orgasm, caused by the contraction of the diaphragm
"Oh babe you just gave me the death blow"
Death Blow by htngjsfydhastgfgn January 17, 2019

Death Row Blow Job 

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026