belonking

V.
Present participle of belonk.

Belonk
1. The art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. Nonconsensual rear cleaning.

Fred: Hey Jeff, wanna go ass belonking this weekend?
Jeff: What the fuck are you talking about? Thats disgusting.

Fred:....
Jeff: Just kidding you butter fuck! (Belonking ensues)

by Da-ba-cherry November 17, 2011