bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

by 13th Oyster December 28, 2005

bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 27, 2007

bell cheese remover

a sweaty bald guy with a chisle come's round your house and i'll leave the rest to your imaganation

oh dean you need a pro bell cheese remover it stinks

by bob September 4, 2004

Cheesey Bell

Some-one with a cheesey bell is somebody who hasn't washed there cock properly and a white cheesey substance which smells vile.

"I tossed that lad off, and he has a cheesey bell!"

by Bf94 March 7, 2009

Ballcheese

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!

Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!

by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

bellcheese

The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

My Bellcheese is like rubber

by El Thommo August 2, 2003