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I am being held hostage please help 

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"
Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"
I am being kidding by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo 

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care 

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care
I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late
Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

I wonder if I am being spyed on 

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on
More from Urban Dictionary
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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