begouch

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!

Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!

Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.

Dude 2: you're such a begouch!

begouch by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

begouch

a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.

Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!

begouch by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010

Bagouch

Bagouch can mean anything, its not meant to just mean one thing its many things. its a kind of word were it can mean good or bad things you can make it to mean anything you want

for an example, (jared is being such a bagouch, or im am really bagouched right now.

Bagouch by thegreenline January 3, 2011

beyouch 

Another way to write bitch

That girl at the corner is a beyouch.

beyouch by D. L. L. November 10, 2007

becouch 

A bed located in the living room or other social room used as a couch. Becouches can be placed on the floor, be on basic frames, or have custom designed frames made for them to elevate them or partially enclose them. Becouches are typically found in small living rooms where couches are too bulky to fit.

I call dibs on the becouch, you get the floor!

becouch by AccidentalHipster September 23, 2012

Begoach! 

(Beh-Go-Ch!)
An Exclaimatory One Word Phrase, Usually Used To Express Excitement Or Anger.

"Dude, Are You Ready For The Weekend?"
"Am I Ready For The Weekend?.....Begoach!"

OR
"Why Did You Hit Me?....Begoach!)

Begoach! by Armageddon & Garfunkel May 17, 2011

beyouch 

1. A person or persons belonging in body or in mind to another.

2. Ollie Stevens

Eg #1
Person 1; You are a beyouch
Person 2; I'm not ollie stevens!
Person 1; My mistake sir!

Eg #2
Person 1; Damn
Person 2; Whats wrong?
Person 1; Some beyouch stole my banana!
Person 2; Ollie stevens is a theif?
Person 1; haha, Ollie is a beyouch!
Person 2; That is correct!

Eg# 3
Person 1; Guess the word, byohceu
Person 2; Ollie Stevens!
Person 1; No it's beyouch...
Person 2; But Ollie Stevens is a beyouch
Person 1; True...

Eg #4
Child 1; Mummy, whats a beyouch?
Parent 1; Basically, it's Ollie Stevens
Child 1; Seen....

Eg #5
Ethnic Person 1; Wha-gwan
Ethnic Person 2; nuffin' beyouch
Ethnic Person 1; Ma name ain't ollie
Ethnic Person 1; stevens blad!
Ethnic Person 2; Bling!

Eg #6
Ninja 1; Yoyoyo my bladrin
Ninja 2; Just killin' beyouches!
Ninja 1; You killed ollie stevens!??!
Ninja 2; lol, nah, but it's true, ollie
Ninja 2; stevens is a beyouch!
Ninja 1 & 2 (Same time); HaHaHa

Eg #7
Oxford Wanker 1; Lets write a dictionary
*much time later*
Oxford Wanker 1; What shall we put under
Oxford Wanker 1; Beyouch?
Oxford Wanker 2; Ollie Stevens?
Oxford Wanker 1; Good choice lad!

beyouch by Prof. K February 2, 2004